The Truth About "Girls Night In"

Here it is. Here's the truth about what we REALLY get up to. It's steamy... You've been warned.

• Google images of baby animals.

 Aaaah. I wanna rub it's tummy.

• Talk about Tania's inability to find or use her "indoor voice"

• Argue about what food to order.

• Argue about who is going to order food.

• Scream at Tania while she's on the phone ordering food.

• Discuss the different types of cupcake icing.

•  Discuss Tania's inner child.

 GIVE ME CAAAAAKE!!

• Scream about the ham infiltrating Shelley's pizza. Invading pink bastard.

• Discuss Tania's tendencies towards phone racism.

• Take the piss out of Tania for being a Googletard.

• Discuss whether or not unicorns are dirty. Decide that Charlie probably is.

• Watch Extreme Makeover

• Spew while watching the 'Brazilian Buttlift' on Extreme Makeover

•  Remind each other of good episodes of Big Bang Theory

• Tania's lovehole is closing up... It's like a well now.

• Watch video's of Tania sleeping...

• And finally... Jesus is basically Lego. According to (in Tania's words) "the the the the the the ummm.. Mmmm. Man with the thing that came in yesterday and I don't know if he is called a Vicar or a Reverend, or a Minister or a Priest, but he was a man". Discuss.

I'm afraid that's all for tonight folks... It's going to be a busy weekend! Lots of things happening! Things to see, people to do!